Have you seen my brown boots? I cannot go out without those brown boots. My entire outfit was retrofitted around those practically – Oh! Wait, can you believe it? Hey, they were in my closet. What sort of bizarre accident of fate put them there?
“Face-Off” · Season 3
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (5), Lorelai Gilmore (3), Lane Kim (3)
Okay, for starters, I think you have to realize something – you were really lucky with Dean. He was an exceptional first boyfriend, and you got spoiled. Most of us didn’t have first boyfriends like Dean. Most of us had first boyfriends like Brian Hutchins.
Brian Hutchins?
Seventh grade, I’m sitting in the library, walks up, asks me to go steady. I say yes. He walks away and I don’t see him again until the tenth grade when he tries to sell me a dimebag at the Sadies Hawkins Day dance. And he was way overcharging for it, too.
That’s demented.
Well, that’s what most of us had to put up with. Where do you think the Susan Faludi’s of the world came from?
It’ll be fun. There’ll be cheerleaders and clowns, people doing the wave.
You have no idea what a hockey game is, do you?
[Dave leaves the hockey game after talking with Lane and Rory.]
Well, well, well. If I didn't know better, I'd say someone isn't quite as cool as we thought he was.
What do you mean? He's jealous. Oh, my God, he-he's jealous, that's so great!
You've worked your womanly wiles on him, Lane Kim.
I've never made a guy jealous before. I feel so powerful.
Just remember, there's cute jealous and there's Othello.
Good point.
If I had known sports were so much about eating, I would’ve come to a lot more of these.
I know. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching other people exercise while eating junk food.
Your mom loves Dave?
She said he’s a righteous young man who’s proven he can be trusted around antique furniture. In her book, that’s pretty close to love.
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