Gilmore Girls · Season 3, Episode 1
“Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy-Days” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (5), Lorelai Gilmore (3), Paris Geller (2)
Hey Rory, I don't want you to freeze out your dad because I am.
I'm not.
Because I'm fine if you want to go back to the way things were.
I think that would be a little hard this time.
OK ,maybe not now, but eventually.
Eventually maybe, but for now, Solidarity, sister.
Ya-Ya!
You've been waiting 6 weeks to do that, haven't you?
Ya-Ya!
What if I fall for him but he doesn't like me?
You'll find someone else.
What if there is no one else?
Then you'll buy some cats.
'[describing her dream] I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing in the kitchen, is Luke!
Was he naked?
No! He was making breakfast.
Naked?
Okay, you've been in Washington way too long.
[Rory sees Jess and a girl making out against a tree.]
Oh, God!
What is it?
It's THAT.
Jess?
Yes.
You're upset about Jess?
I said "yes"!
Yes, it's Jess?
You're not being funny!
I can’t do this.
What?
Date. I can’t date. I’m not genetically set up for it.
Not true.
I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation. I’m covered in hives, I’ve showered four times, and for what? Some guy who doesn’t even have the brains to buy a Zagat so we don’t wind up in a restaurant that’s really just a front for a cocaine laundering ring?
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