I'll need you all to reintroduce yourselves. Last time, I wasn't listening, because I didn't care. But that was the old Elias. The new Elias sees you all as equals. Even the women.
Well, that is some growth.
“Weekend From Hell” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Elias (4), Isaac Higgintoot (2), Hetty Woodstone (2), Samantha Arondekar (1), Pete Martino (1)
Oh, you know hell. Lots of, uh, paperwork.
You can send emails?
Yes, hell is mostly emails. And Zooms that should have been emails.
You should've thought of that before you traded your soul to save some snot-nosed urchin.
She never was much of a little kid person.
Well, that's nonsense, I employed hundreds of them.
I can't go to hell! Elias said my soul's too pretty!
Let's see, what else am I sorry for? I lost your family china in a poker game, then blamed it on the valet.
That's where that went? Gerald went to prison.
And I'm truly sorry.
....
OK, I suppose that's not an unforgiveable act.
Oh! Once I partook in all of your cocaine and replaced it with wig powder.
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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