[Satsuki catches Hajime spying on her]
Ooh, white panties. Yo. My name's Hajime. You're the new transfer student, aren't ya?
Yes, but it's none of your business. I guess you're the new pervert?
[indignantly] Whatever! I was here first, you know! Listen, you flashed me. Remember that!
RReiichirou
Satsuki! Keiichiro! Help me with your mother, will ya?
SKSatsuki and Keiichiro
Okay!
[Reiichirou bends his knees to help Satsuki reach the photograph on top of the box he is holding]
RReiichiro
Just grab her picture.
[Satsuki grabs the photograph and taunts Hajime]
[ponders] So, she doesn't have a mother. Sad.
[Amanojaku follows Satsuki and Keiichiro to school]
What are you doing? Quit following us!
AAmanojaku
You two morons are just walking in front of me. Watch for dogs.
Go home. We're going to school.
AAmanojaku
Sounds good. I don't have anything better to do.
You're a cat now, stupid.
AAmanojaku
For your information, I've been haunting that school before you two blew into town.
KKeiichiro
I think he's got a point.
Don't take his side, if you know what's good for you. I can't believe our sweet precious cat is now possessed by a Keebler elf reject. With bad gas.
[This angers Amanojaku, who uses his psychic powers to send a can into Satsuki's path. She trips and falls.]
AAmanojaku
That'll teach you to make fun of me. The Lord Amanojaku.
[coming from behind, with Hajime] This is fascinating! Even though he's trapped in a cat's body, he still possesses ghostly powers. Kinda like David Blaine.
Save it for the science fair.
You're just jealous of my psychical research. You know what Harvard's president said about girls and science.
You may know about science, but you don't know diddly about girls.
I'm just waiting for a nice Jewish girl! Yeah.
[dusting herself off] Break it up, ladies.
KKeiichiro
Hey, wait! Shouldn't you guys know how to do it? I mean, how to turn Caya back to normal?
That's right! You're the psychical researcher, aren't you?
That is my area of expertise. But except for a few pale Trekkies, this is the creepiest thing I've ever come in contact with.
AAmanojaku
Well, then. What good are you?
You're not coming up with ideas.
AAmanojaku
[annoyed] If I could, I would've said my goodbyes long ago.
Well, we have learned one thing.
What'd we learn? What'd I miss?
[to Satsuki] Your light blue Hanes are total chode material.
[Cut to the sky before a loud smack is heard, then Amanojaku laughing.]
[Keiichiro walks in on Satsuki washing dishes]
KKeiichiro
You're gonna die.
[patiently] I'm not gonna die.
KKeiichiro
Are you sure you're not gonna die?
Are you talking about the piano ghost?
[Keiichiro cries out]
I'm sure I'll live a long, miserable life of heartbreak and alcoholism before a ghost takes me out.
KKeiichiro
[in tears] If you're lying, thank you.
[turns to her brother] I told you I'm going to be fine. Why are you still crying?
KKeiichiro
Beacuse these pajamas are gay.
KKeiichiro
[happily] You think so too? Thanks. I thought it was just me! Good night!
A car accident, huh? Must've been hit by an old Chinaman. I don't mean to be racist, but those people cannot drive.
KKeiichiro
I know. [pause] But that's beside the point. I think he was lonely.
After all that training, you're still such a little bitch.
But for a ghost, Datto wasn't such a bad guy.
Yeah, weren't you the one checking out his butt at the track the other day?
No! It's okay. I mean, he had a nice butt. Even I noticed. It's okay.
I don't know why you're so ashamed about it. You're a butt chick. I don't mind.
[Keiichiro takes his medal off his chest]
KKeiichiro
Datto can have it. The pin keeps sticking my nipple. Here! [hurls the medal into the sky]
EEEveryone else
Aw. Little bitch.
[the gang enters the computer lab to find Leo]
His computer's still on! He's in trouble!
KKeiichiro
Dude, we're gettin' a Dell.
"Dude" got busted for pot.
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