Momoko Koigakubo quotes from Ghost Stories

I guess the school fine arts festival's not gonna happen.

I can't believe it. And I stayed up all night working on my costume and props. [shows his handiwork]

Oh, my. What a gifted seamstress. I hope you're not a homosexual.

A Jew who can act and sew, so obviously I'm gay. I'm not gay, you born-again homophobe halfwit!

Joel Osteen's church wouldn't be my choice for a vacation.

If you prefer, we could go to Praise World in Topeka.

I'll stick with Knott's Berry Farm. Thanks. [slips and falls]

So much for Twyla Tharp callin' your ass!

I hate you.

Laugh it up. I'd save the developing costs if I were you. [lifts up her skirt] BAM! For the rest of the semester, it's gonna be bike shorts from Nike!

Damn it! She's on to me.

Let's eat!

Let's pray first!

[laughs] You need to pray.

God, don't you have anything better to do?

Let me put it this way: "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before Dad gets home."

Alright, how'd you hear?

One who walks with the lotus cheetah seeks the magnolia mountain in springtime.

Don't screw with me! If you know something, just say it!

[mockingly] I won't do it! [normal voice] If you're so smart, figure it out yourself. Or die trying! [laughs]

Hello.

Oh, look. A different heathen.

[annoyed] It's you. Get lost!

[steps into the house] Come on! Let me see what happens on girl's night.

Mind your own business.

Oh, my. Sounds like you bailed on We. [sniffs the air] And switched to Rachel Ray. Love her! [walks past Satsuki and Momoko]

[after a beat] She's fat.