[Amanojaku follows Satsuki and Keiichiro to school]
What are you doing? Quit following us!
You two morons are just walking in front of me. Watch for dogs.
Go home. We're going to school.
Sounds good. I don't have anything better to do.
You're a cat now, stupid.
For your information, I've been haunting that school before you two blew into town.
I think he's got a point.
Don't take his side, if you know what's good for you. I can't believe our sweet precious cat is now possessed by a Keebler elf reject. With bad gas.
[This angers Amanojaku, who uses his psychic powers to send a can into Satsuki's path. She trips and falls.]
That'll teach you to make fun of me. The Lord Amanojaku.
[coming from behind, with Hajime] This is fascinating! Even though he's trapped in a cat's body, he still possesses ghostly powers. Kinda like David Blaine.
Save it for the science fair.
You're just jealous of my psychical research. You know what Harvard's president said about girls and science.
You may know about science, but you don't know diddly about girls.
I'm just waiting for a nice Jewish girl! Yeah.
[dusting herself off] Break it up, ladies.
Hey, wait! Shouldn't you guys know how to do it? I mean, how to turn Caya back to normal?
What?
That's right! You're the psychical researcher, aren't you?
That is my area of expertise. But except for a few pale Trekkies, this is the creepiest thing I've ever come in contact with.
Well, then. What good are you?
You're not coming up with ideas.
[annoyed] If I could, I would've said my goodbyes long ago.
Well, we have learned one thing.
What'd we learn? What'd I miss?
Yes, one thing.
What?
[to Satsuki] Your light blue Hanes are total chode material.
[Cut to the sky before a loud smack is heard, then Amanojaku laughing.]
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