Georgie Cooper quotes from Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage

Mandy

Georgie, I don't want to have another kid right now.

Georgie

Well, when?

Mandy

I don't know.

Georgie

But, someday.

Mandy

I don't know.

Georgie

So maybe, not someday.

Mandy

I can't believe he took it.

Georgie

Why?

Mandy

Well, because he was supposed to say "Oh, I appreciate it, but I can't take money from my baby girl!".

Georgie

So now you're all "Why'd he take my money?".

Georgie

Well, you know her. Drinking, smoking, hitting gophers with a golf club, they're usual.

Audrey

We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?

Jim

Well, I don't know. Drinking, smoking. Do you really want that around your children?

Mandy

We are impressionable.

Mandy

Did you do the sheets or just throw the blanket on top?

Georgie

I knew I should have waited 'til you left.

Am I interrupting?

Georgie

Just making the bed.

Mandy

You're right.

Georgie

Are you freakin' kidding me?

Mandy

It's late. Let's talk about it in the morning.

Georgie

I'm supposed to go to sleep now.

Mandy

Well, I would've told you sooner, but, you were so upset about the store and I didn't want to make things worse.

Georgie

You've been hiding this from me for months.

Mandy

See? Worse.

Georgie

McAllister tires under new management.

Jim

What's the name?

Georgie

Dr. Tire!

Jim

Oh, nice. That way, you can still see her everyday when she needs you.

Georgie

Hey, don't be jealous. If you ever date a girl, and she's on TV, you can put her picture up, too.

Jim

For your information, I did date a girl who was on Mari once. I was not the father.

Georgie

Hey. Here for a truck?

First, Corinthians 7:39, A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.

Georgie

Love it.

But, if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.

Georgie

What else you've got?

Let's see. Ooh, let's try this one. First, Timothy 5:14, so I would have younger widows marry. Bear children,

Georgie

Children, next.

I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.

Georgie

No fooling you, keep going.

Okay, well how's this? To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.

Georgie

Mmm-hmm.

But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Georgie

You're killing me. What about other religions?

Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive morning of a spouse, it's considered critical of god.

Georgie

Thanks for nothing.

My door is always open.

Georgie

Yeah.

It shouldn't be, but it is.

Hey, Georgie.

Georgie

Hey, Pastor Jeff.

That's quite a thing.

Georgie

Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business.

Georgie

Still no Connor, huh?

Audrey

He hasn't been out of his room all day!

Mandy

Poor guy.

Jim

He'll be down when he's ready.

Georgie

Are you sure he's still up there? My sister runs away all the time!