I don't believe you. You framed him. Do you realize because of what you did, I hated men for twenty years?
Hated men? Not on Friday and Saturday nights! How dumb did you think I was, I knew there wasn't a ghost in your room! "Oooooooohhhh." No ghost calls out men's names!
Oh, now I get it! I never understood why a ghost would haunt for 10 minutes, go use your bathroom then haunt again.
Wayne was the best thing that's ever happened to me. I thought we were gonna get married. Why would you do something like this?
Wayne might've been great for you, but not for me.
Was he mean to you? Did he smack you around when I wasn't in the room? Because it's okay, I gave him permission to do that!
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