[While Ernie is reading notes to Benny about her house]
(first letter) You had it coming. (second letter) You deserve it. (third letter) What the hell does God have to do to finish you off. (fourth letter) I hope you get another house...
That's not bad.
Ernie (continuing the letter): But this time, paint the windows shut so you burn inside like the wicked witch you are.
Who signed that? I want to send them a Christmas card.
Actually the whole neighborhood signed it, like a petition. Whatcha!
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