Where's Carmen?
At the library.
Oh yeah? How do you know she didn't sneak over to Jason's house?
Because she sent me a picture of her from the library on her cell phone. (hands cell phone to George)
Man, I wish they had these when I was a kid. Mom I woulda sent a picture to Social Services of you hitting me.
Come on, if you couldn't hold on to your sippy cup when I smacked you, what makes you think you could've held onto a phone?
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