[As Carmen is all dressed up for her school debate]
I'm gonna distract Jason with my body and destroy him with my mind.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I've distracted with my body. Hell, I've destroyed with my body. I remember one time when I distracted one guy while I destroyed the other.
I remember that day. You forgot to put a sock on the front door and I walked in on you. That was not a good Mother's Day for me.
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