Carmen, get your stuff. I'm taking you home.
No. No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying with my friends.
Friends? How do you even know all these people?
Well, Zack broke up with me in a club and I was crying in the bathroom and one of Chingy's dancers was there to cheer me up, so we just started hanging.
Who's Chingy? [everyone in the room looks at George weirdly]
Who's Chingy?! I can't believe you. His videos are on all the time. "Balla Baby"? "Holidae Inn"?
Hey, George ,you find Carmen yet? Hey, what's Chingy doing here?
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