[Carmen enters carrying frozen hot dogs under her arms]
Here are the hot dogs.
What are you doing?
[George takes the hot dogs]
Ow, my underarms burn. Your grandpa's old razor was so dull, it took me forever!
Didn't you change the blade?
No. Was I supposed to?
Sweetheart, that was the blade we used to shave Grandpa right before we put him in the coffin.
Oh, my God!
Carmen! That's why you don't lie to people.
[Carmen leaves relieved]
It wasn't a lie.
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