BQBarbershop Quartet
[singing] He tried bailin', but Gary's failing, and now he's stuck...he's such a stupid hmmmmmm.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Mike is being led through a backstage control room]
MIMan in Charge
Cue spontaneous top removal.
CDCrowd Director
Cast member 493, go. [girl on monitor takes off top to a hooting crowd]
MIMan in Charge
[turning to Mike] Ah, Mr. Bonner. You look out there you see a muddy field, a rickety stage, a woefully insufficient number of porta potties and a marginally talented jam band mailing in yet another performance. Do you have any idea how much it cost to create something that looks this half assed and smells this bad? [Mike shrugs] Billions! And do you know what it takes to bring it all crashing down? One scrawny little non-paying son of a bitch like you! And we will not have it Mr. Bonner! Any questions?!?
Umm..could you cue the topless babe again?
Let me get this straight... you've got Super Mario Brothers AND all the ice cream I can eat? You just TRY and keep me out of your van, mister!
[Gary and Mike are at a "free" bar buffet]
Happy hour rocks! Talk about your king's banquet.
I don't think this chicken is cooked, Mike.
That's why it's free. [yelling towards the bar] Hey, I'll take another one of those eight dollar beers, please.
BBen
Well hey, since I stole all of your stories I thought it was only fair that I give you my fear of heights!
BBeth
How ya doing?
Huh, I just got my ass kicked by father time. How do you think I'm doing?
RSRazorkat's Lead Singer
THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS, AND I KNOW YOU WANT TO DANCE!
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