A character in Gary & Mike
Voiced by Christopher Moynihan
Gary & Mike · 22 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Gary & Mike: in 9 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike (6)
[trying to be smooth] So, Mrs. Henderson, are you tired?
Excuse me.
'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Gary[pushing Mike toward the car] O.K. O.K. C'mon we gotta get going. We gotta go, now.
Later. [waving to Mrs. Henderson]
God, I hope not.
This week, as Hasselhoff passes overhead, a window will open in the heavens. We call that window Glory's hole and we must pass though it to be delivered. That's why we call ourselves The Glory Holians.
GaryPlease don't take this the wrong way, sir, but one, you're insane. Two, everybody here is insane and three, any one who would fall for this crap is a mindless idiot.
[Mike burst though the door in the same white outfit that the cult members wear and breaks into a song about Glory's Hole.]
[Gary, Mike, and a Gwenth Paltrov look-a-like that Mike has been making out with are hiding in a closet.]
GaryI don't want to die. I'm too young.
I don't wanna die. I haven't found the scene yet.
[in a male voice] I don't wanna die my post-op is tomorrow. [Mike screams]
GaryRudy, this is incredible, man. Thank you so much.
Sure, bro. For what?
GaryYou got us to the scene. Look at all these stars. Neve Campbell, Cher, Eric Estradra.
These aren't stars. They're look-a-likes. Nobodies. That's Sue Williams, Renee Goodman, and Eric Estrada.
[Gary is holding three large carryout trays of coffee]
[to Gary] Hey man, I need you to read this thing I've been working on.
GaryUgh! Can't you see I'm a little busy here, Mike?
Uh okay. But when you get a minute read it please.
GaryYeah yeah, Could you get the door for me?
Yeah sure, later.
GaryLATER!?!?
GaryThere's gotta be more to life than seeing how far you can travel on 30 cents worth of gas. [car sputters and dies]
Mystery solved. Exactly three point seven miles.
O.K. One last time big shot. Why'd you steal the car?
Gary[whinning] No, our car was stolen.
Ohhh. I thought you said you stole the car. Go ahead boys, pull your pants back up.
GaryCome on, Mike. You need to start carrying your own weight. Get a job.
Sorry, brother. Work is like cuddling after sex, I just don't do it.
[Gary and Mike are at a "free" bar buffet]
Happy hour rocks! Talk about your king's banquet.
GaryI don't think this chicken is cooked, Mike.
That's why it's free. [yelling towards the bar] Hey, I'll take another one of those eight dollar beers, please.
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