[Mike is being led through a backstage control room]
Cue spontaneous top removal.
Cast member 493, go. [girl on monitor takes off top to a hooting crowd]
[turning to Mike] Ah, Mr. Bonner. You look out there you see a muddy field, a rickety stage, a woefully insufficient number of porta potties and a marginally talented jam band mailing in yet another performance. Do you have any idea how much it cost to create something that looks this half assed and smells this bad? [Mike shrugs] Billions! And do you know what it takes to bring it all crashing down? One scrawny little non-paying son of a bitch like you! And we will not have it Mr. Bonner! Any questions?!?
Umm..could you cue the topless babe again?
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