Orson quotes from Garfield and Friends

Orson

...Maybe you'll look like me.

Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me? [from Shell Shocked Sheldon]

Orson

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Roy: No more than usual.

Orson

Now I'd like to do a little dance for you.

Roy: Don't! My earthquake insurance isn't paid up.

Orson: I am not fat! I have the body of a supreme athlete!

Roy: Well, give it back! You're getting it all stretched out of shape.

Orson: Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door?

Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose?

Orson: well in that case, I won't dance."[The entire audience applauds] [from Show Stoppers]

Orson

(reading Rumpelstiltskin) After the king let the son out, the little man offered the son a deal.

Rumpelstiltskin (Roy): You can keep your VCR if you can guess my name.

Miller's son (Wade): Guess your name? Ha! That oughta be a cinch! Is it Fred?

Rumpelstiltskin: No.

Miller's son: Sam?

Rumpelstiltskin: No.

Miller's son: Elliot?

Rumpelstiltskin: Nope!

Miller's son: Jason?

Rumpelstiltskin: No way.

Orson: The son just kept on guessing far into the night...

Miller's son: Irving? Floyd? Ichabod? Michael? Sidney? John? Paul? George? Ringo? Larry? Moe? Curly? Shemp? Howie? Frank?

Rumpelstiltskin: Nope.

Orson: ...but without success.

Miller's son: Arbuthnot? Trallfaz? Sting? Prince? Engelburt?

Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry, you only get one more guess.

Pizzaman (Bo): Hey, like, hi there, Rumpelstiltskin. Qué pasa?

Miller's son: I know it! I know your name! Your name is...

Roy: (grabs the book from Orson) But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up!

Orson: A hurricane!?

Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back.

Wade: Uno momento!

Orson: Guys!

Wade: Then a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR.

Orson: Guys, stop this!

Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs!

Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from?

Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from.

Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron.

Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!

Orson: Guys! [from The Name Game]

Judge Orson

Wade Duck, you are charged with tearing the tag off a pillow. How do you plead?

Wade: I did it! I did it! I'm glad I did it! [Laughs maniacally] And I'd do it again.

Judge: I sentence you to 9,999 years in prison!

Wade: [Sighs] At least I didn't get life.[from Wanted: Wade!]