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Judge Orson in “Quotes from U.S. Acres”

Judge Orson

Wade Duck, you are charged with tearing the tag off a pillow. How do you plead?

Wade: I did it! I did it! I'm glad I did it! [Laughs maniacally] And I'd do it again.

Judge: I sentence you to 9,999 years in prison!

Wade: [Sighs] At least I didn't get life.[from Wanted: Wade!]

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