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Orson in “Quotes from U.S. Acres”

Orson

Now I'd like to do a little dance for you.

Roy: Don't! My earthquake insurance isn't paid up.

Orson: I am not fat! I have the body of a supreme athlete!

Roy: Well, give it back! You're getting it all stretched out of shape.

Orson: Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door?

Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose?

Orson: well in that case, I won't dance."[The entire audience applauds] [from Show Stoppers]

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