Wade quotes from Garfield and Friends

Wade

It's National Don't Mention Meat Or Someone Will Hit You With a Banana Cream Pie Day! If you mention a kind of meat, someone will hit you with a banana cream pie!

Roy: What? You mean I'll get hit with a banana cream pie if I mention, oh say, prime rib? (a pie hits him) That's a lot of baloney! (another pie hits him) Who do I complain to? I have a real beef! (a third pie hits him) Y'know what?! There's just too much at stake! (a fourth pie hits him) I said stake. S-T-A-K-E. Not steak, S-T-E-A-K. (a fifth pie hits him)

(After Roy has quit the show) Wade: Roy's quit for good? Oh, now we are in a stew! (Hit with a pie)

Orson: Wade, that's what you get for being so frank. (Hit with a pie) [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]

Wade

Roy, your favorite show is on!

Roy: Garfield and Friends?! [from Badtime Story]

Wade

Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it.

Orson: Wade, you are a coward.

Wade: That's why I resent it. [from Shy Fly Guy]

Wade

(looks at the "U.S. Acres Quickie" logo) Orson, what's a quickie?

Orson: It's a short joke.

Booker: (entering) I don't like jokes about being short!

Orson: Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker; it's a joke that is short.

Roy: (entering with Bo) But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short?

Bo: You could even do a long joke about someone being short.

Roy: Then that'd be a long short joke!

Orson: Enough already! A quickie is a joke that's only 45 seconds, and it's--

Sheldon: (entering) Time's up!

Wade: (as the camera fades out) Shucks! I never found out what a quickie was.