You're not going anywhere!
But I have a date.
You were late this morning. So you'll have to stay and test my latest invention.
[They walk over to a giant sheet covering something. He reveals a time travelling machine.]
Behold! A time travelling machine!
[Fry and Bender gasp.]
Time? I can't go back there!
Ah, but this time machine only goes forward in time. That way you can't accidentally change history. Or do something disgusting like sleep with your own grandmother.
I wouldn't wanna do that again.
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