Its not right! I'LL NEVER LET A THIEVING HUSSY LIKE YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!
Did you uh... just call me a hussy?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Were you even listening?!
Yeah how sad. Life is hard. Trust me, I know just how you feel...
We already got this under control, you just sit tight while we take care of Sca- [Gets punch by Alphonse and kicked by Edward]
EAEdward and Alphonse
AAH! TALKING MONSTERS!
What's wrong with the two of you, were all on the same si- [Gets punch by Alphonse]
I'D NEVER TEAM UP WITH ANY FREAKY LOOKING MONSTERS!
Help us, they're pretending to be our friends so they could eat us!
The chubby one has an enormous mouth, he could eat you in a single bite!
I think from now on, I'll call that one the wet-tongue-on-a-freezing-flagpole attack!
[furious] FOR DA LAST TIME! STOP HITTING US! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SAME DAMN SIDE!
You shut your snout pig! I've never seen you before in my whole life, and you must be the enemy if I don't know you! I bet you can't even prove to me that you're on our side.
Fine, I'll transform back to prove it to you!
Bastard, this is all your fault! You're supposed to be watching Winry!
FFlask
Young man. Hey, you there!
N2Number 23
Oh no!
FFlask
It’s alright. Look, over here.
N2Number 23
Um, yeah?
FFlask
Hey, now, can’t you at least bring yourself to ask a little surprised or something?
N2Number 23
What do I get for acting surprised?
FFlask
You show no fear. I like that. What’s your name?
N2Number 23
I’m number 23.
FFlask
Not your number. I want you to tell me your real name.
N2Number 23
I’m a slave, I don’t have one.
FFlask
A slave? You mean a person without any rights or freedoms? Someone trafficked and deeded as a possession?
N2Number 23
Deeded? What’s that?
FFlask
It’s when a piece of property is transferred to another person.
N2Number 23
Huh?
FFlask
Seems you’re not all that bright. Are you?
N2Number 23
Hey! Get out of here!
FFlask
How could I have possibly been born from someone as stupid as you?
N2Number 23
Hmm?
FFlask
You are the one who gave me blood, right?
N2Number 23
Uh! I guess so. He said he was going to use it for an experiment…
FFlask
I exist today, because you gave me your blood. Thank you… Let’s see… Number 23 isn’t going to cut it. I think I’ll give you a name of your own.
N2Number 23
Give me a name? Who are you?
FFlask
You’ll want a noble sounding one, right? Let’s see… Theo! Theophrastus Bombastus!
N2Number 23
That’s too long!
FFlask
Huh? Oh, yeah. You’re not that smart. Maybe we shouldn’t put too many syllables in it.
N2Number 23
Hey you, I’m plenty smart!
FFlask
Well, how about Van? Van Hohenheim! How does that sound?
N2Number 23
So Van Hohenheim, huh? I think I can remember that.
FFlask
It’s spelled- Oh… You don’t know how to read and write, do you?
N2Number 23
I don’t need to read and write to do my work.
FFlask
Your slave work.
N2Number 23
Uh…
FFlask
Don’t you even want freedom? Are you going to live out the rest of your life as a slave, without the rights of a real man? In that case you’re no different from me, trapped inside this stuffy flask… Let me teach you, Van Hohenheim.
N2Number 23
Hey, what are you? Who are you? What do I call you?
FFlask
I’ll tell you what Van Hohenheim; you can call me the Dwarf in the Flask, Homunculus.
MMaster
All things are made from one. And in the end, all things return to one.
In other words, one is all.
MMaster
And all is one, as well.
All is ultimately of the one, so if all is not included in the one, then all is nothing.
MMaster
You have passed. You are now an alchemist, Hohenheim. Well done, child.
I’m still only fit to be an assistant. My skill is nothing near yours, Master.
I’m grateful to you.
Oh, for what?
I live as well as I do now, because of the knowledge you gave me. And, I’ve also earned the master’s respect. Thanks to you, maybe someday, I’ll even be able to get married, and have a family.
A family, huh? How inconvenient for you humans. Unless you form communities, and breed, your species can’t continue to exist.
Don’t call it breeding, and whether or not it’s a concept that you’re able to understand. That’s where humans find happiness. We live for the bonds we form with friends and family members. That’s who we humans are.
Sure, whatever you say.
Okay, then. What is it that makes you happy?
Well, I’d hate to be guilty of asking too much, but I think I’d be happy if I could just leave this flask.
Immortality? Why would someone who already has so much power, and prosperity, need such a thing?
MMaster
Watch your tone! You are in the royal presence! If you continue with this insolence, I will smash your flask!
You wouldn’t dare to destroy such an important source of knowledge.
MMen
Gasp!
KKing
That’s enough chatter. Immortality, tell me, is it possible or isn’t it?
Growing impatient in your old age? How lamentable, King of Xerxes. OK. I’ll tell you how you can achieve immortality.
M1Man 1
The north village was attacked!
WWoman
I heard they all died!
M2Man 2
They thought it was the west village doing this…
What an awful tragedy.
FFlask
Yeah, real tragic.
Wow, imagine, you being Ed and Al's father.
And you, being my sons' teacher. I'm sure they must have been a handful for you.
Oh, no, don't let it concern you.
[Izumi coughing]
Izumi?
SSig
Izumi, are you all right?! I'll get your medicine.
May I have a look at her? I know a bit about medicine.
SSig
Okay.
I'm all right. This always happens.
You are not all right. Mr. Sig, please find us a car! Hurry!
SSig
All right.
Mrs. Izumi. you've seen the truth, haven't you? What did you sacrifice? Please be truthful with me.
My insides were taken away. I was trying to bring my dead child back to life.
I see. Mm-hmm...I see. Please excuse me.
[Hohenheim stabs Izumi as Sig punches him]
SSig
Izumi! Hang on! Izumi!
Take it easy, dear, I'm all right.
SSig
Your belly has been run through!
But my breathing is easier.
SSig
Show me!
There's no wound.
SSig
That's impossible.
The organs that were taken away are testament to your sin, and cannot be brought back, but I did rearrange the inside of your belly somewhat, and improved the flow of blood. Mrs. Izumi, you must not fall just yet.
Hohenheim, who are you, exactly?
I am a Philosopher's Stone, in the form of a man named Van Hohenheim.
Why you...Scum should do what scum is told to do! Don't act so cocky, you worthless piece of crap!
[Envy transforms]
Doctor!
That was a close one!
Thank you.
You're fast, fat boy.
[Zampano shoots Envy under the eye]
Don't underestimate us scum.
Damn it!
[May Chang uses alchemy on Envy's tail]
You think this two bit attack is going to work?!
No, huh? Well then, how do you like this?
[Scar attacks Envy as fall down]
Is he dead?
[Envy's tongue grabs Marcoh]
Ha ha! I gotcha!
BBoth
Doctor!
Whoa, stay put. Unless you want him dead. Now then...How should I punish you? Whatta you think, Doctor, How about I wipe out a village of innocent people?
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Quit trying to resist, Marco. It's stupid. All right, I'm going to lay waste to that slum.
Stop!
But simply crushing won't be much fun. Maybe I'll take them back to Central, and use them as ingredients for Philosopher's stones.
Why, you! Are you still having those things made there?! Let the researchers there- let my men go!
Huh? No can do. After all, we've turned them all into a Philosopher's Stone.
What? Not my men, too...
Huh? You mean I didn't tell you? But Doctor, there's no need to mourn them now, is there? I mean, you've made so many Philosopher's Stones, haven't you? And used people's lives to do it!
Yes. I've sacrificed many people's lives to make Philosopher's Stones. I know better than anyone else in the country how to make Philosopher's Stones. And knowing how to make them...means I KNOW HOW TO DESTROY THEM AS WELL!
[Marcoh, destroys Envy's Philosopher's Stone, causing the Homunculus's body to fail.]
It hurts! So much pain! No, this can't happen! It burns! No, this can't...this can't be happening to me, No how this is happened? There's no way you lower creature can beat me...And you the Chimeras, too...Don't look at me....how dare you don't look at me....Don't you look down at me, you worm!
[Envy emerges from his destroyed body in his true form: a larval creature]
Don't look down on me, worm...
Mr. Yoki?
Help, get it off.
[latched on the back of Yoki's neck] Haha! I've hijacked this idiot's body!
Aah! Stop it! Let go! Somebody help me! I can't control my body!
That's right, you can't! Now if you want him to live, you will do as I tell you!
Nah, he's all yours. Do what you want.
It's not like he's our friend or anything.
Aah!
Poor Yoki, I'm sorry I didn't know you better.
We'll never forget your sacrifice!
Aah! Please Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me, right? [Scar turns away] How can you turn your back on me?!
What is this? Dosen't anyone care about this guy?!
You're wasting your time Envy. We've accepted the measures we'll have to take to defeated you. We'll destory both you and this man if you don't surrender!
[Reluctantly letting Yoki go] Dammit!
[grabbing Envy] Got it!
I'm free?
Nice acting, Doctor!
I'm afraid I'm not used to bluffing like that.
Damn all of you! None of you guys are my friends! How could you?! You're dead to me!
[Later placed in a glass jaw] This sucks.
Well, I think it's about time we asked you about your plans.
I don't talk.
What was that?! Spit it out! You little worm!
Go! Let him have it, Zampano!
After I tell you, you're just gonna kill me, aren't you? You expect me to talk, you fool?
Say what?
Come to think of it, isn't the Fullmetal pipsqueak here?
AAlphones
Brother? He should be back at Briggs right now.
I heard he'd gone missing.
AAlphones
What? What are you talking about? Tell me!
Apparently, the mine shaft in Baschool caved in. I wonder if he's still alive.
That's not true...
I'm revving at full throttle!
What have you done, Greed? Are you determined to prove you're a monster? What kind of sick creature... would kill his own friend?!
He wasn't my... friend...! [clutches his head and screams]
Then why do you remember him? And are you gonna try and tell me Bido was just making everything up?!
Those are the last Greed's memories! They're not mine!
THEN WHY ARE YOU IN SO MUCH PAIN?! Pull yourself together, Greed. I'm warning you. I'll take my body back if you drop your guard.
They're not mine...! Father purified me and purged the old Greed's memories! Those memories aren't a part of me anymore!
NO, YOU'RE WRONG, GREED! It's not that easy! They'll always be a part of you! You can't just erase them from your soul! They were the only part of you that you CHOSE! Look at them! Can you not hear their souls crying out?! You abandoned them! Your real family! You threw them away like TRASH! Fool...If you turned your back on something you wanted, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO CALL YOURSELF GREED!
[clutches Bido's body, screams in anguish]
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