Izumi quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Izumi

When people ask I say I'm a housewife... It does make sense... But today I've shed that particular disguise. I AM AN ALCHEMIST!

Izumi... The Elric shrimps have come for a visit. Do think you can you see them?

Izumi

I'll be right there. I'm feeling a little better today.

Alphonse

Lying down? That's not a good sign.

Edward

I guess she hasn't gotten any better since last time. [Izumi kicks Ed]

Izumi

Hello, my stupid pupil... I hear you've become one of the military's dogs!

Alphonse

Uh, Teacher, it's me...it's because... um...

Izumi

[Notices Al as her rage subsides] Al?! Look at you! You've gotten so big!

Alphonse

Teacher...! It's really good to see WHOA-AAH! [Izumi flips Al]

Izumi

Your skills are rusty.

Alphonse

You've got lots of energy for someone who's not feeling well.

Izumi

Not feeling well?! What're you talking about? I'm perfectly- bleh!

You shouldn't exert yourself.

Izumi

How sweet of you to worry, dear! Thank you!

Edward

Hey, old lady, could you be our teacher?

EEYURAGH! Pretty please, old lady?

Izumi

I'm a little hard of hearing, you see? So I didn't quite catch that! Maybe you'd like to repeat yourself.

Edward

We'll try again.

Alphonse

Please, please teach us, pretty lady?

Izumi

You two are on your own. This is your introductory training... If you do well, we'll move on to the main training phase... During this first stage, the use of alchemy is totally forbidden. "One is all... and all is one..." You have one month figure out what that means. You'd better find the answer in the allotted time... If not, you're headed back to Risembool. Bye.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW!?

Edward

Teacher! [Izumi throws a knife at him] AHHH!

Izumi

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING COMING BACK HERE?! And you call me ‘Teacher’ I do not teach scum like you! Get out of my home!

Edward

Teacher!

Alphonse

We came to you because we’re trying to find a way to get our original bodies back.

Edward

And we won’t leave without your help!

Izumi

GET OUT NOW!

WE’RE STAYING!

Izumi

You idiots… Al, you didn’t see the Truth, did you?

Alphonse

No, I don’t even really know what that means.

Izumi

You must’ve lost your memory from the shock. We need to get Al’s memories back. His entire body was taken from him. Just think what he must’ve seen.

Edward

Oh yeah, we only exchanged parts of our bodies for what we saw. But Al paid the toll with his entire physical being. He must’ve seen more of the Truth than either of us did.

Alphonse

So, if I can remember what I saw, then we’ll know how to get our bodies back?

Izumi

But the memory of that thing…

Edward

That thing…!

Alphonse

What is it something bad?

Izumi

No, it’s more like awful!

Edward

Yeah! Horrifying!

Izumi

It could drive you insane!

Edward

Or even leave you brain dead!

Alphonse

That doesn’t matter. If there’s a chance that it can help us. Then I want to do it.

Izumi

Hmmm... I have an acquaintance who might be able to retrieve your memories for you.

Uh!

Izumi

But. Let's have dinner first. Give me a hand!

OK!

The rumors are true! He's able to transmute human souls!

Izumi

Wow, imagine, you being Ed and Al's father.

Hohenheim

And you, being my sons' teacher. I'm sure they must have been a handful for you.

Izumi

Oh, no, don't let it concern you.

Hohenheim

Izumi?

Izumi, are you all right?! I'll get your medicine.

Hohenheim

May I have a look at her? I know a bit about medicine.

Okay.

Izumi

I'm all right. This always happens.

Hohenheim

You are not all right. Mr. Sig, please find us a car! Hurry!

All right.

Hohenheim

Mrs. Izumi. you've seen the truth, haven't you? What did you sacrifice? Please be truthful with me.

Izumi

My insides were taken away. I was trying to bring my dead child back to life.

Hohenheim

I see. Mm-hmm...I see. Please excuse me.

Izumi! Hang on! Izumi!

Izumi

Take it easy, dear, I'm all right.

Your belly has been run through!

Izumi

But my breathing is easier.

Show me!

Izumi

There's no wound.

That's impossible.

Hohenheim

The organs that were taken away are testament to your sin, and cannot be brought back, but I did rearrange the inside of your belly somewhat, and improved the flow of blood. Mrs. Izumi, you must not fall just yet.

Izumi

Hohenheim, who are you, exactly?

Hohenheim

I am a Philosopher's Stone, in the form of a man named Van Hohenheim.

He's still moving?

How many times do we have to kill him?

In that case, once more!

What tenacity. No!

Major! General Armstrong!

Keep back! We are the ones he is after! Keep your distance!

Pull!

Dig in!

Both of you, please run, now, while you can!

Olivier

What?!

This way, quickly!

Major, go, now!

You would have me run away from this? The mere thought of fleeing the battlefield... I swear on my life such a thing would never happen again!

Izumi

You refuse to run. Impressive. You're a fine man, But then, I've already got a man a hundred times finer than you!

Olivier

And who are you?

Izumi

Hmm? A woman officer. That must mean you're the abominable General Armstrong. Your subordinate, the one with the mohawk, asked me to come and help you.

Olivier

That man... who asked him?

Sloth

Such a pain...

Izumi

Honey! Coming atchya'!

Right!

Extraordinary, who is he?

Izumi

He's my husband.

Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!

Sloth

Ah... Pain...

Will that monster never stay down?

Sloth

Hey... Am I dying now...? For real...? What is dying like...? Such a pain... to think about it... but such a pain... living too...

Major!

Alphonse

Brother!

Edward

Al! Go on ahead! He appears to want something with me.

Izumi

Al, let's go! Don't you let yourself get beaten, Ed!

Edward

Right!

Edward

AL, NO!

Edward

AL, YOU DUMBASS!

Nice, Ed. Just keep going.

Zampano

GO, KID!

Darius

ELRIC!

Yeah! Let him have it! Fullmetal!

Hawkeye

Kick his ass, Ed!

Izumi

Go, Ed!

Fight, Edward Elric!

GO!

Ling

Greed, this is what you desperately wanted, isn't it?

May

Please don't die!

Hohenheim

GO, EDWARD!

Lan Fan

Fight on.

FULLMETAL!

Greed

Yeah, you're right. This is what I wanted. I wanted the chance to have friends like these.

Edward

GET UP, YOU NOVICE! I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW OUT-CLASSED YOU REALLY ARE! THIS FIGHT, YOU LOSE!

I take it you're here to retrieve your brother. Just how to you plan on pulling an entire human out of here? What's your payment? Do you intend to offer your own body?

Edward

Yeah, I've got your payment right here, so go ahead and take it! This thing is my Portal of Truth. So I get to make the decision on how it's used. That right?

Hehehehe! It's come to that? Hehehehahaha! And you're sure about this? You do realize that you'll never be able to perform alchemy again without your portal.

Edward

I'm aware of that. This portal, I know it contains every secret alchemy has to offer. However, it's also led me astray. I saw the truth that lies within it. And I became convinced I could solve everything with alchemy, but I couldn't possibly have been more wrong. That was just arrogance.

You're willing to cast it aside? To lower yourself to a simple human?

Edward

What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been, just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl, not even with alchemy.

You sure you'll be okay without it? Think carefully now!

Izumi

Ed!

Roy

Fullmetal!

Hawkeye

Edward!

Hohenheim

Ed!

Edward Elric!

Ling

Ed!

May

Edward!

Lan Fan

Ed!

Winry

Ed!

Edward

Who even needs alchemy, when I've got them!

[Gasping in excitement as he and Ed's door fade] You've done it! That's the right answer! Good job! You beat me! Go ahead! Take him home! The back door's right over there! Goodbye, Edward Elric!

Edward

That was crazy, Al.

Alphonse

Haha, speak for yourself.

Edward

Now let's go home, together...