Scenes with Envy 23
EnvyWhy you...Scum should do what scum is told to do! Don't act so cocky, you worthless piece of crap!
[Envy transforms]
Envy
You're fast, fat boy.
[Zampano shoots Envy under the eye]
Don't underestimate us scum.
Envy
Damn it!
[May Chang uses alchemy on Envy's tail]
Envy
You think this two bit attack is going to work?!
No, huh? Well then, how do you like this?
[Scar attacks Envy as fall down]
[Envy's tongue grabs Marcoh]
Envy
Ha ha! I gotcha!
Envy
Whoa, stay put. Unless you want him dead. Now then...How should I punish you? Whatta you think, Doctor, How about I wipe out a village of innocent people?
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Envy
Quit trying to resist, Marco. It's stupid. All right, I'm going to lay waste to that slum.
Envy
But simply crushing won't be much fun. Maybe I'll take them back to Central, and use them as ingredients for Philosopher's stones.
Why, you! Are you still having those things made there?! Let the researchers there- let my men go!
Envy
Huh? No can do. After all, we've turned them all into a Philosopher's Stone.
Envy
Huh? You mean I didn't tell you? But Doctor, there's no need to mourn them now, is there? I mean, you've made so many Philosopher's Stones, haven't you? And used people's lives to do it!
Yes. I've sacrificed many people's lives to make Philosopher's Stones. I know better than anyone else in the country how to make Philosopher's Stones. And knowing how to make them...means I KNOW HOW TO DESTROY THEM AS WELL!
[Marcoh, destroys Envy's Philosopher's Stone, causing the Homunculus's body to fail.]
Envy
It hurts! So much pain! No, this can't happen! It burns! No, this can't...this can't be happening to me, No how this is happened? There's no way you lower creature can beat me...And you the Chimeras, too...Don't look at me....how dare you don't look at me....Don't you look down at me, you worm!
[Envy emerges from his destroyed body in his true form: a larval creature]
Envy
Don't look down on me, worm...
Envy
[latched on the back of Yoki's neck] Haha! I've hijacked this idiot's body!
Aah! Stop it! Let go! Somebody help me! I can't control my body!
Envy
That's right, you can't! Now if you want him to live, you will do as I tell you!
Nah, he's all yours. Do what you want.
It's not like he's our friend or anything.
Poor Yoki, I'm sorry I didn't know you better.
We'll never forget your sacrifice!
Aah! Please Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me, right? [Scar turns away] How can you turn your back on me?!
Envy
What is this? Dosen't anyone care about this guy?!
You're wasting your time Envy. We've accepted the measures we'll have to take to defeated you. We'll destory both you and this man if you don't surrender!
Envy
[Reluctantly letting Yoki go] Dammit!
I'm afraid I'm not used to bluffing like that.
Damn all of you! None of you guys are my friends! How could you?! You're dead to me!
Envy
[Later placed in a glass jaw] This sucks.
Well, I think it's about time we asked you about your plans.
Envy
I don't talk.
What was that?! Spit it out! You little worm!
Go! Let him have it, Zampano!
Envy
After I tell you, you're just gonna kill me, aren't you? You expect me to talk, you fool?
Envy
Come to think of it, isn't the Fullmetal pipsqueak here?
AAlphones
Brother? He should be back at Briggs right now.
Envy
I heard he'd gone missing.
AAlphones
What? What are you talking about? Tell me!
Envy
Apparently, the mine shaft in Baschool caved in. I wonder if he's still alive.
[Surrounded by Mannequin Soldiers] What is this?! You tricked me, Envy!
Envy
I didn't lie to you! Immortality is further inside! [During the fight, May tosses the glass jar holding Envy into the air] You little brat!
[One of Mannequins grabs Envy's jar and swallow the Homunculus, causing Envy's to become a growth on its back]
Envy
I'm Back!
[Envy proceeds to have the Mannequin devour one of its own before turning into a mass of flesh that consumes the others and reform into Envy's body]
Envy
[after assuming his usual form] I'm alive again! Thanks for bringing me this far, little girl.
Hmm. There really is nothing quite like watching fools dig their own graves. Especially, when that fool is an arrogant Homunculus who’s too stupid to see what he’s doing. I’ve humored you long enough. So how about you answer a question of mine? … I want you to tell me who killed Maes Hughes. [Edward gasps and turns to Mustang.] And I want the truth, Homunculus.
[Envy quietly stares back before replying.]
Envy
Maria Ross did. Isn’t that why you burned her to death?
Shut up. I know that she didn’t kill him.
Envy [suddenly delighted]: Huh?! You mean to tell me that you scorched an innocent girl to a pile of ashes!? Nicely done, you monster! Wow, it must’ve been fun telling her family. Did you cry when you told them? Or did you sit back quietly, and endure their outrage?
Quit running your mouth, you idiot! [Envy's smile disappears.] I’m sick of you Homunculi giving me the runaround when I ask you this question. Tell me the truth or I’ll burn it out of you! You worthless scum! [Envy frowns agitatedly.] Tell me who’s responsible for his murder.
[A small pause ensues. Envy grins, then he begins to chuckle quietly, before bursting out in sadistic laughter.]
Envy
Congratulations, Colonel Mustang. You’ve finally hunted down your culprit.
[Roy tenses up in surprise. Riza draws her gun and points it at Envy. Envy, meanwhile, buries his face in his hand, giggling.]
Roy [suddenly unimpressed]: You’re saying you killed Hughes? I doubt a moron like you could pull that off.
Envy
Ha! Moron?! [Envy begins to transform.] Tell me who the real moron is here! Because I don’t think it’s me! I prefer to use that term for someone who falls for a cheap trick like this!
[Envy finishes his transformation, having turned into Gracia Hughes. Roy's eyes widen in horrified shock.]
Envy
Ha ha! You should see your face! Oh, you’re not going to believe this, but that was the same look on Hughes's face when I shot him! The utter shock! The dumb confusion! You could see every emotion he felt as his own wife shot him...! AHHH...! IT... WAS... GREAT!
... That’s enough! You were STUPID enough to confess, and even MORE stupid to BOAST! Everything you've said is fuel on your funeral pyre! So then, I think I’ll begin... [Roy's face is contorted with rage.] ... BY BURNING OUT YOUR TONGUE!
Stand down. All of you. I'm dealing with him on my own. This fight is mine, and mine alone!
Well, you heard 'im! Let's keep moving and find this "Father" guy! ...huh?!
[Envy has extended his hand into his unleashed form's, blocking Jerso's path.]
Envy
I don't remember giving you permission to leave. I still owe you some pain and misery for what you- AGH!
[Roy blasts Envy directly in the mouth with a fireball, causing Envy to fall on his behind.]
Keep your eyes on me, Envy. Our conversation is the only one that should concern you! [Envy transforms back into his normal form, his tongue having been reduced to a fleshy sludge.] It’s kind of interesting how quickly the tongue can be rendered to a bubbling grease. It’s surprising how easy it burns, isn't it?
Lieutenant... you really think the two of you-?
Edward. Just go. We can handle this one.
The Lieutenant said "go," Elric! You've got more important matters to deal with.
Envy
So... you've been rather dogged in your pursuit of Hughes' killer. You're a true friend... TO THE VERY END!
[Envy begins to transform into his Unleashed form.]
Keep your distance, lieutenant.
[Envy finishes transforming, looking down on Roy and Riza with a sneer.]
UEUnleashed Envy
Out of respect for your tireless quest for vengeance, I'll give you the fight you're looking for. I'm not exactly capable of treading lightly in this body... so you'd better give me all you've-! RAH!
[Roy makes Envy's eyes to burst in flames.]
What’s it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I’d imagine it might sting a little.
Envy
DAMN YOU! ARGH!
[Roy unleashes another torrent of flame. Envy writhes in pain.]
I can't believe you've given me a bigger target. Did you think size would increase your chance of winning?! You idiot! Stand up, monster! Go ahead and regenerate yourself! You'll suffer a thousand deaths before I'm done.
Envy [thinking]: That's right... how could I forget? He's the one who incinerated Lust to death!
[Unleashed Envy smashes the wall, sending several pieces of rubble at Roy, who flinches. The frightened Homunculus reverts to his normal form and runs for his life.]
YOU COWARD! [bolts after Envy.]
YOU WAIT HERE, LIEUTENANT! I'm going to take care of him, myself!
Envy
Damn!
Come out now! Otherwise I'm going to ignite your bone marrow!
[Envy comes out, disguised as Hughes.]
EAEnvy [as Hughes]
Hey, Roy. What's up?
[Roy freezes for a second.]
Envy
[thinking] Stupid human! He won't kill his friend!
[Roy, furious, blasts the transformed Envy with fire.]
Envy
AGH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE TO INCINERATE YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Maes Hughes is dead. That's a fact. And you invoke his image... you must be a glutton for punishment!
[Roy blasts Envy with a fireball, slamming him into a wall.]
Envy
DAMN! I'll show you real punishment!
[Envy charges towards Roy, who calmly ignites Envy's eyes again.]
Envy
AAH! NOT AGAIN! AGH...! MY EYES! THEY'RE GONE!
So I'm curious. Were you trying to get close so I wouldn't use heavy fire? No one told you I could do pinpoint aiming? Too bad for you... BECAUSE I CAN! [Roy blasts Envy with flame once again.]
[Riza Hawkeye has just pulled a pistol on Envy, who is disguised as Roy Mustang. Envy raises his hands as if in surrender.]
EAEnvy [as Mustang]
What are you doing, Lieutenant? Do you know who your gun's pointed at?
Ha! Who? Don't make me laugh. When it's just us, the Colonel calls me by my first name, "Riza."
[Envy's eyes widen. He jumps back and ditches the disguise.]
Envy
So you two are that close, are you?
I lied. [She shoots Envy in the head, knocking him to the ground.] But it was still very nice of you to fall for it, Envy. [Envy gets up, growling, but is knocked back bu another bullet. Hawkeye begins firing the pistol in her hand until it runs out of ammo.] And now you can do me the favor of dying!
[Riza pulls out the two pistols in her holsters and shoots at Envy until they run out as well.]
Envy
Ow, that hurts!
[Envy extends his arm and attacks Hawkeye, cutting her shoulder. In retaliation, Hawkeye pulls out her rifle and opens fire on Envy, hitting him in the knee, the chest, and the head. She then begins to reload, but...]
Envy
Damn it...! You are really annoying with that thing!
[Envy extends his arm and grabs Hawkeye, lifting her up and slamming her on to the ground, knocking the bun out of her hair. Hawkeye gasps in surprise and pain as she hits the ground.]
Envy
HA HA! I'll dump you at his feet, like a ragd-!
[Envy is engulfed by Roy Mustang's flames, causing his monster arm to disintegrate.]
[Envy, breathing heavily, begins to regenerate from Mustang's attack, but Mustang burns Envy's arms and legs, making him scream in pain and misery. Envy falls over and curls up in fetal position, whimpering in pain. He begins to get up, but freezes as he sees Mustang standing over him.]
[stares Envy directly in the eye] ... What in the Hell are you doing to my Lieutenant? [Envy does not respond, looking absolutely terrified. Mustang then turns to Hawkeye.] Don't interfere, Lieutenant. I told you I'd take care of him myself.
[Mustang turns back to Envy, who flinches visibly, but then begins to snarl angrily.]
Envy
Grr...! YOU DAMN HUMAN! DON'T YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME-! [He is engulfed by Roy's flames mid-sentence.] AAH!
[Mustang snaps his fingers again, intensifying the blaze Envy is in. Envy screams louder in pain as his form is charred and burned beyond recognition. Mustang begins to assault him with more and more bursts of flame, yelling as he does so. Hawkeye watches as Mustang unleashes his full fury on Envy, looking worried. Mustang prepares a final blast of flame, growling shakily, before letting out a furious yell of fury as he casts a final explosion upon Envy, consuming the Homunculus. When the blast recedes, Envy's burnt, ashy silhouette falls limp and disintegrates, leaving his weakened true form.]
[Envy is crying and screaming sobbing]
Envy
DAMN...! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! I've been humiliated...! HUMILIATED! ME, Envy, jealous of YOU?! Of you humans?! I'm a Homunculus! How can this pipsqueak kid see through me? It's the ultimate humiliation...! [starts chuckling] I guess we'll see how long this adorable little alliance of yours can hold up! Oh well, best of luck with that, pipsqueak. [Envy forcibly removes his Philosopher's Stone and shatters it, turning into dust] Goodbye... Edward... Elric… [With that, Envy is gone]
So he took his own life. What a coward.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood · 271 quotes
