Havoc quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

The colonel apologizes for having to give you such a dangerous assignment. He also says don't worry about your other duties; your absence is being treated as sick leave. But if anyone- even military personnel outside of our unit- sees you, he'll have you court-martialed before you can blink... That is all.

Jeez... Ya know, I thought I'd retire because of a woman, but not like this.

Oh, Mr. Tucker, I almost forgot. I've got a message for you. It's from the Colonel. He says "Don't forget, Assessment Day is coming soon."

Yes. Please assure him I know.

Right.

Hey, Daddy? What does Assessment Day mean?

State Alchemists have to report on their research once a year in order to keep their certification. You see, last year Nina your daddy didn't get a very good evaluation. Unless I do something really impressive this year, I won't be a State Alchemist anymore.

Nina

Huh? No, you'll do just fine, Daddy! I know you will. You're always studying so much!

[kneels to hug Nina] You're right, Nina. I have to try hard... [in his thoughts] ...or we'll be left with nothing. Again.

Major, watch what you're doing! We don't wanna destroy the city, do we?!?

What do you mean? Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin! You must destroy to create! THAT IS THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE! [takes off shirt, poses epically]

Riza

Did he have to strip?

Are you surprised? He's clearly insane.

Riza

Scar hasn't been sighted. Not once since that incident with the Elric Brothers.

Maybe he's not even in East City anymore.

Roy

I hope you're wrong about that.

Huh?

Roy

This case has obviously gotten to be too much for Central to handle. If I can close it quickly enough, I'll be golden. I've got a ladder to climb, and this is how it's done. I need every mark in my favor that I can get.. at least until I've assumed the office of Führer, that is.

Riza

You may not want to display your ambition quite so nakedly, sir.

Roy

Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that in future.

Roy

Have you found the body?

Not yet, but we're still searching.

Riza

Either way, he can't be in good shape after losing this much blood.

Roy

Yeah, but we do this by the book. We need to find hard proof that he's dead. Alright, Lieutenant Havoc...

Yes, sir?

Roy

You and your men will work day and night to clear out this debris. I want his body found. Don't take so much as a coffee break until that's done, do you understand?

C'mon, Colonel, can't you cut us some slack? At this rate, you're gonna work us all to death.

Roy

Shut up! I don't get to relax until I've seen his body! That means you don't get to, either.

How's it goin'? You won a single game yet?

Barry

Not even close... But this game is boring anyway. Hey, since it's night now, I can go and cut someone up, right?!

Of course not.

Lust

First you stand me up on our date, then you point a gun at me? You've got some nerve, don't you!

Solaris? What's going on?

Roy

Hey, Havoc. Your girl's got the tattoo.

Yeah, first I've seen of it, sir.

Lust

Quit staring, it's not very polite.

Roy

Well, I can see how she tricked you so easily. You've always been a sucker for big boobs.

[shedding manly tears while standing in a backlight] I can't help it sir! I love 'em!

You're an idiot! It's bad enough you believed her, but then you gave up?!

Hawkeye

Please, forgive me, Colonel.

You've gotta stay strong. Don't you EVER give up on living. I need to know you can keep your cool no matter what happens.

Hawkeye

Yes, sir.

I'm gonna continue to rely on you to watch my back. Don't let me down.

You oughta think about taking your own advice, Colonel. Since you were the one who abandoned his post.

Roy

Hey! SHUT UP, HAVOC! [his injury plays up as a result of him yelling] AGH! Ugghh… And what the hell, why are we even in the same room? At my rank I should have my own room, with a hot nurse.

Riza

Try to understand sir; it was easier to protect you both in the same room.

Roy

Which reminds me: Why haven’t they tried to kill us yet?

Envy

What’s wrong with you? How could you let that bastard go after what he did? You should have yanked his spine out of his mouth!

Gluttony

Lust… He killed Lust…

Envy

It’s not too late to kill him! So get to it!

We can use Mustang, he’s useless if we kill him however.

Envy

Use him? Hold on, you mean the portal?

You don’t need to worry about it. And forget Mustang. Father wants me to handle it.

Just let me get on with my life. I beg you.

Roy

Alright. You're cut loose. I'll leave you behind so you can catch up. I've gotta keep moving... but I'll see you at the top.

Riza

He doesn't give up... He didn't even think about turning his back on me... And I had given up on living. It's not in him to abandon others... He refuses to.

He's a fool. He's not gonna make it to the top... This country'll chew him up if keeps on acting this soft.

Riza

Well, I don't know about that... This country needs a fool like that man.