Chandler
Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross
Well, then, who was on my bed?
Monica
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross
[pause, then it hits] No! No! No!
Monica
Yes!
Ross
You were under the pile of coats?
Monica
I was the pile of coats!
Ross
Oh my...!
Monica
You were my midnight mystery kisser?
Ross
You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica
You were my first kiss ever?
Chandler
What did I marry into?
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