[Joey can't believe Chandler is dating Janice again.]
Joey
Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler
I want you to say that you like her!
Joey
I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna... pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Chandler
Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way, there is no "Count Rushmore"!
Joey
Oh, yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
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