Chandler and Monica in “The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath”

Chandler

[laying in the bathtub thinking] All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell! Which is okay, because I've got my boat. I can actually feel my tension just melting melting away. I could fall asleep in here. I could drown in here. Mmm... drowning.

Monica

[entering] So?

Chandler

Oh my God.

Monica

I told you you were a bath person. Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial.

Chandler

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.