So uh, what did this woman look like?
She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive… [Thinks a little while.] Hold on one second; let me check this out. [He gets up and grabs a photo album]
What are you doing?
Well, let's see... [Finding the picture he wants] Okay uh, is that her? [Points to the picture]
Oh my God yes! Who is she?
Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Did you break up with her?
[pause] No, we're still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Why?
Well, ‘cause she came back the third summer and she’d gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow…
Fat?!
I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow…"
: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Well, apparently she does.
Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. [Monica is not amused by that statement] Seriously, good luck marrying me.
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