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S8 E19

Frasier · Season 8, Episode 19

Niles and Daphne in “Daphne Returns”

In the midst of the argument

I can't read minds, you know. And by the way, neither can you!

Are you saying you don't think I'm psychic?!

Not if you thought I loved your cooking!

Well, I'm sorry it's not that hoity-toity crap you eat!

What does that mean? You, you think I'm pretentious?

You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name!

Well fine! If that's the way you feel, maybe I'll just have dinner by myself! (Storms out of the apartment)

Well, good! It'll spare you the hell that's my cooking! (Heads back for her room)

(Hurries back in through the door, Daphne turns back) I am so sorry! I love you so much! (Runs into Daphne's arms, they embrace) I didn't mean any of those things!

Yes you did. And I did too. You’re a pretentious snob, with your wine and your opera.

YOU NEVER GIVE OPERA A CHANCE! You're too judgmental.

And you're a clean freak.

Well...I hate your unicorn collection.

And I hate that your closet is bigger than mine!

Well...you're too tall!

You're too short. (They kiss passionately)

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