Frasier and Martin in “To Kill a Talking Bird”

Frasier

[about Martin's chair] Dad, when are you going to stop blighting the environment with this monstrosity? My God, can't you see that it wants to die? Let it go.

Martin

You know, I keep having this dream where you're saying the same thing, only I'm in the hospital and you're slipping the nurse a twenty.

Frasier

Dad, that will never happen.

Martin

Thank you.

Frasier

I have medical power of attorney. It won't cost me a thing.