Hey, Abby, have you heard this one? How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
AAbby
I don't know. How many cops planted it there?
Thrust and parry, Dad.
“Legal Tender Love and Care” · Season 8, Episode 6
In this episode: Frasier Crane (3), Martin Crane (2)
Abby announces that dinner is on her, or rather, the firm
I couldn't let you do that, Abby. I wanted to pay for dinner.
Don't worry; you are.
AAbby
I can't believe I was going to sleep with you!
[Throws him out of her office.]
You still can!
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