Frasier breaks the news of Diane's return to Niles
She's back! The scourge of my existence!
Strange, I usually get some sign when Lilith is in town: dogs forming into packs, blood weeping down the wall…
“The Show Where Diane Comes Back” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (2), Martin Crane (1)
Diane is telling a tiresome story over dinner. Martin finds an effective way to take the wind out of her sails
DDiane
I suddenly discovered myself entangled in an enormous bed of…of, um…
Sea kelp?
DDiane
Exactly right, sea kelp!
Oh, that's funny; I thought he said “seek help”
?"Franklin"
Could we just stop for a second? This whole getting left at the altar thing... I just don't know what I'm supposed to be feeling.
I may be able to illuminate that for you! What you are feeling is that this woman has reached into your chest, plucked out your heart, and thrown it to her hellhounds for a CHEW TOY! It's not the last time, either, because that's what this woman is: SHE IS THE DEVIL! It's no use running away from her! Because no matter how far you go, no matter how many years you let pass, you will never be completely out of reach of those BONY FINGERS!! So drink hearty, Franklin, and LAUGH! Because you have made a pact with Beelzebub, AND HER NAME IS MARY ANNE!!!
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