[Simon and Kaylee check out the "proof of alien life" exhibit: an inert creature in a cylindrical jar.]
Yep—it's a cow fetus.
Guess so. It does seem to have an awful lot of limbs.
It's mutated.
But cow? How do you figure?
It's upside down.
[Kaylee tilts her head to the side.]
Oh yeah. Cow.
And I'm out twelve bits! I really know how to show a girl a... disgusting time.
. . .
[Simon watches as Kaylee storms off. Zoe and Wash enter the exhibit.]
Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
Scared her away again, did you?
D— This may come as a shock, but I'm actually… not very good at talking to girls.
Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?
[Wash stares into the "face" of the "alien".]
[Speaking loudly, slowly, and enunciating clearly] Do not fear me! Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.
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