Vallejo quotes from Fillmore!

Vallejo

FILLMORE! Why did I get a bill from the art lab for 10 plastic chairs, 8 wooden easels, a velvet couche, AND A SPEAR?!

Fillmore

(chuckles nervously) They don't make 'em like they used to?

Vallejo

(chuckles sarcastically) Cut the chuckles!

Vallejo

Fillmore! Why did I receive a bill for 68 trashed monster novels and a zombie standee?!

Fillmore

Relax, Vallejo. Mimey here has offered to put on a show, and donate the proceeds to pay for the damages.

Ingrid

(over walkie) Fillmore, I need help. I'm tracking a perp on foot. He's stolen a ten foot ladder, and he's heading for the ceramics club.

Vallejo

(looking terrified) Ceramics club? Ten foot ladder?!

Fillmore

(to Ingrid) On my way. (to Vallejo) Sorry, bro, duty calls.

Vallejo

(still looking terrified, with the mime mimicking him) Wait, uh, Fillmore... Maybe we should...

Fillmore

You know, Vallejo, you worry too much. When I get back, I got a tea that just might fix that. (Runs off)

Vallejo

(with the mime STILL mimicking him) FILLMORE! (Vallejo stares off into space, while the mime continues acting) Stop that. (The mime pauses, then stands upright)