[to Zach] See, the difference is, when you said, 'Stop,' I did.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You're not growing a goatee, are you?
Not with that tone in your voice.
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How much did that stuff taste like butter?
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? So much.
Dear Felicity, I planned on spending Thanksgiving by myself this year. I thought it would be too hard to try and celebrate the holiday with new friends in this new place, but then Emmitt and a bunch of friends from work showed up at my place with all this food. It's incredible really, one minute your standing in this new city with nothing but your suitcase and then you look around and suddenly, you realize you're surrounded by family.
Julie, I'm gonna go wash these.
Okay. Try the men's room, it's got a bigger sink. Don't ask me how I know that.
Can you guys excuse me for a minute?
Where are you going?
Hyperventilate. I'll be right back.
Can I just say one thing?
You never say one thing.
I said, "Ma, if Nono's gonna be there for Thanksgiving, count me out."
Good for you! What did she say?
There's a little space out back by the garage. She's gonna leave him out there.
Wait, so, ah... Nono's a dog?
No.
What the hell is this?
Oh hey man. Wanna burger?
Did it ever cross your mind Richard, that it might be against building code to have a cook out in your dorm room!?
What's your problem?
Wow, well, uh, I don't know where to begin...
Hey, if you're actually gonna answer that question, could you not?
You're gonna get real hyper, 'cause that powder's concentrated, like, 200 percent.
Stop talking so slowly!
Wow!
Have you seen Felicity?
Why don't you two put lo-jacks on each other?
It's sad. He's got necrophilia.
He sleeps with dead people?
No, I mean narcolepsy.
[to Noel] You and I should have sex.
[marking Day Planner] Noel... Sex. Is eight o'clock okay?
For sex? Eight o'clock... eight's good.
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