Javier Clemente Quintata quotes from Felicity

Javier

In my family, brutal honesty is the most valuable commodity. That, and rugalah.

Javier

I said, "Ma, if Nono's gonna be there for Thanksgiving, count me out."

Felicity

Good for you! What did she say?

Javier

There's a little space out back by the garage. She's gonna leave him out there.

Felicity

Wait, so, ah... Nono's a dog?

Javier

No.

Meghan

Are you buying her a car?

Felicity

Meghan!

Meghan

What?! A friend of mine married a guy from Togo, he bought her a Montero!

Felicity

Well, he's not buying me a car.

Javier

Do you want a bicycle?

Noel

Actually, I haven't been that supportive.

Javier

Oh. Well, then, no muffins for you.

Felicity

You don't seem exactly… straight.

Javier

[gasping] Really?