Meghan Rotundi quotes from Felicity

Meghan

[after piercing her nose] It's in. I can't even feel it. That's the first time I've said that.

Meghan

[to Felicity] Man! Every time I think I got you pegged, you just do something completely bitchin'!

Meghan

[to Felicity] I thought getting some would have loosened you up a little; but, damn, you're worse than ever.

Meghan

[to Felicity] You snooze, you lose. Hey, that's what you should have told Noel when he threw a hissy fit about you banging the art student.

Meghan

[to Sean] If they get back together I'm gonna throw up, and I'm not kidding, I'm gonna vomit on this carpet. And you can videotape it.

Meghan

I replaced your stupid apple.

Felicity

With a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

Meghan

It tastes so much like butter.

Elena

Have you seen Felicity?

Meghan

She's probably in Noel's room, getting some.

Elena

Getting some what?

Meghan

A little R.A. ass, or whatever.

Elena

What?

Meghan

She's doing the R.A.

Elena

Felicity?

Meghan

I know. I didn't think she had it in her either.

Meghan

Man, I had you pegged for this uptight, no-fun, like, follow-the-rules, kiss-ass bore.

Felicity

Well, that's actually much closer to my personality.

How much did that stuff taste like butter?

Meghan

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? So much.

Meghan

What's your problem?

Noel

Wow, well, uh, I don't know where to begin...

Meghan

Hey, if you're actually gonna answer that question, could you not?

Meghan

You're gonna get real hyper, 'cause that powder's concentrated, like, 200 percent.

Noel

Stop talking so slowly!

Meghan

Wow!

Noel

Hey, have you seen Felicity?

Meghan

I cannot wait for the day you stop asking me that question.

Meghan

Are you buying her a car?

Felicity

Meghan!

Meghan

What?! A friend of mine married a guy from Togo, he bought her a Montero!

Felicity

Well, he's not buying me a car.

Javier

Do you want a bicycle?

Do you like art?

Meghan

Felicity likes artists, Mommy.

Sean

What's it like living with Felicity?

Meghan

It's like living with a TV. That's always playing Little House on the Prairie. Only with more sweaters...

Sean

Anything else?

Meghan

Yeah. If Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity, I'm gonna kill him! Are you listening, Mr. R.A.? Here's the answer, for the rest of your life--'I HAVEN'T SEEN FELICITY!'