Elena Tyler quotes from Felicity

Elena

[about the freshman mixer] I hate these things. A room full of junior high insecurities.

Elena

Don't you dare let some mix tape make you go soft on Noel.

Elena

[to Noel] I didn't say every guy was a jerk. I said you were a jerk.

Elena

Have you seen Felicity?

Meghan

She's probably in Noel's room, getting some.

Elena

Getting some what?

Meghan

A little R.A. ass, or whatever.

Elena

What?

Meghan

She's doing the R.A.

Elena

Felicity?

Meghan

I know. I didn't think she had it in her either.

Felicity

You think I'm dating Noel to get an appliance?

Elena

I think you're dating Noel and getting an appliance.

Felicity

Who told you that?

Elena

[about Meghan] That Halloween costume you live with.

Noel

The Tin Man's in your room?

Elena

Will you shut up?!

Noel

Sure.

Elena

We just hung out and listened to music.

Noel

Fine. Whatever. Just be careful… I heard he doesn't have a heart.

Elena

I need your advice about men.

Felicity

You need my advice about men?

Elena

Noel, you're giving me a speech.

Noel

It's a speech moment, you know.

Noel

Have you seen Felicity?

Elena

Why don't you two put lo-jacks on each other?

Tara and I never slept together.

Elena

Well, you should. That way I know that you're sleeping with a bitch and she's left unsatisfied.