Noel Crane quotes from Felicity

Noel

OK, OK, OK. Here's--here's my speech. This is the big speech from Noel. Uh... you mustn't leave this school. Why? Here's why. Because this is--this is a life struggle. This is fate, this is a challenge. I-if you turn away from this now, you will -- and I promise you this -- be confronted by the same issue five years from now. Or ten. All right? You'll be--you'll be the fancy doctor with--with the fancy practice. You'll--you'll be married... and you'll have like four phone lines in your home. And then, boom, it'll--it'll grip you like a blast of freezing cold air. You know, "what--what the hell is my life?" And you'll be able to trace it back to this instant. This--this very moment, when that geek R.A. gave you these four words of advice, "stay in New York, or perish". Five... six words.

Noel

Okay, does everybody like Ben? And I'm not asking that rhetorically.

Noel

I'm a big believer in the fact that the truth comes out whether you tell them or not.

Noel

Why does anyone have a web page? Too much free time. Not enough friends. Justifying owning a computer.

Noel

I have a pretty good reason to believe that Felicity's moved past Ben.

Noel

So you have no intention of buying knives?

[hesitates as he shiftily moves his eyes] No.

Noel

Or killing your roommate?

[pauses longer with more shifty eye movement] No.

Noel

I gotta be honest here, Lewis. I wish you were more convincing.

Felicity

Years from now, Ben will look back on college and remember Felicity Porter: as that obsessive girl with frizzy hair who not only followed him across country, but then just began randomly sending him information about herself, as if he'd ever asked for any.

Noel

Well, if you can live with that, then you're okay.

Noel

The Tin Man's in your room?

Elena

Will you shut up?!

Noel

Sure.

Elena

We just hung out and listened to music.

Noel

Fine. Whatever. Just be careful… I heard he doesn't have a heart.

Elena

Noel, you're giving me a speech.

Noel

It's a speech moment, you know.

Felicity

You know what?!

Noel

What?

Felicity

Maybe I AM a lovesick schoolgirl.

Noel

I'm not going to be your girlfriend.

Felicity

Were you ever going to be my girlfriend?

Felicity

You're not growing a goatee, are you?

Noel

Not with that tone in your voice.

Felicity

Can I just say one thing?

Noel

You never say one thing.

Noel

What the hell is this?

Richard

Oh hey man. Wanna burger?

Noel

Did it ever cross your mind Richard, that it might be against building code to have a cook out in your dorm room!?

Meghan

What's your problem?

Noel

Wow, well, uh, I don't know where to begin...

Meghan

Hey, if you're actually gonna answer that question, could you not?