Sean Blumberg quotes from Felicity

Ben

Felicity's got a stalker.

Sean

'Got' or 'is'?

Sean

Noel, you guys mean more to each other than you think. Go talk to her! You know, really try and make this better! Fight for that relationship, and... let me videotape it.

Noel

No. It's over. OK, the fact is, I mean even... even if you forget for just a second that we both did horrible things to each other, Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her. And that's just the truth.

Sean

What's it like living with Felicity?

Meghan

It's like living with a TV. That's always playing Little House on the Prairie. Only with more sweaters...

Sean

Anything else?

Meghan

Yeah. If Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity, I'm gonna kill him! Are you listening, Mr. R.A.? Here's the answer, for the rest of your life--'I HAVEN'T SEEN FELICITY!'

Sean

Do you have an opinion about Felicity and Noel?

Meghan

Yeah. First of all, no one cares less than me. Second of all, GET OVER IT, Noel! She slept with an artist, it doesn't matter!

Noel

So you want me to change my life so you can make a better documentary?

Sean

Would you mind?