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Fawlty Towers · Season 2

Basil in “Basil the Rat”

[The rat's head pokes out of the biscuit tray]

[to Mr. Carnegie] W-W-Would you care for a rat, or...?

[Awkward pause]

Just the biscuits then, please, Polly.

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