Father Ted
He's not a very nice man, is he?
Dougal
God Ted I've never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas.
Father Ted
Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning!
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