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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Ted in “Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading”

Father TedDermot Morgan

Father Jack [sees Sister Assumpta]: Nan!

No, Father this is a nun.

Father Jack [Terrified]: Nun! [screams and runs out the window]

[Waves] Bye, Father! He's just out for his walk...

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