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Father Ted · Season 2

Tom and Father Ted in “The Plague”

Tom

Have you nothing I could kill at all all, Father?

Father Ted

Uh no Tom, no.

Tom

Well, feck it anyway!

Father Ted

Run Dougal, run quite fast!

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