Father O'Dwyer, Father Purcell and others in “Think Fast, Father Ted”

Look, I'll have the money for you next week. Please, just one more chance that's all I ask, please. For Gods sake have some pity. I'm a priest!

Oh they have you everywhere you know. I was in the AA there for a while, but the insurance was very expensive.

Oh right (getting bored)

I had to crash the car to get the money back and they had witnesses who said they'd seen me steer it towards the wall you know. There was talk of me going to jail for a while!! (Dougal gets up and walks off, he turns to the holy father) Ah its yourself!! (carries on rambling on to Him)