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Father Ted · Season 1

Henry Sellers, Father Ted and others in “Competition Time”

Henry Sellers

Oh well, since I didn't humiliate myself too much last time, I might as well have a glass of champagne. Cheers!

Father Ted

Henry, no!

[Henry drinks the glass of champagne in one gulp]

Henry Sellers

Mmm! Don't worry, Father. Sure, if I can't celebrate tonight, then when can I, the bastards! What the hell is going on here, how dare they do this to me?! How dare they sack me! I'm Henry Sellers! I'm Henry Sellers!

[Henry throws himself out of the window, and the sound of his voice trails off]

Father Ted

Well, there he goes again.

Father Dougal

You're right there, Ted.

Father Ted

Never mind, we can look for him in the morning.

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