Oh what a shower of bastards!
Oh Lord Ted!, why did you give him a drink?
I didn't know this would happen!
That's why they sacked him from that programme, he's a terrible alcoholic and he's been on the wagon now for a year, Oh my god Ted!
How was I supposed to know?
Sack me!, Sack me! I made the BBC! (sobs) I made it!
Henry, maybe if you have a rest you'll feel better?
Get away from me, priest!
Perhaps it's time to go to bed!
(After Henry kicks television) Good man there's nothing on anyway!
Do you want a fight?!
Bloody priests, sanctimonious scumbags!
Absolutely!
Made my life a bloody misery!
Sorry about that are you sure you don't want to go to bed, we could stay up a bit longer perhaps!
Oh I'm fed up of you bastards! I'm getting outta here don't you try and stop me (smashes through window)
It's true what they say isn't it you should never meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed!
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