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Father Ted · Season 3

Father Ted and Father Dougal in “Escape from Victory”

Dougal, I don't want you to be physio this year. I want you to... look after the corner flags.

Oh God, Ted, for a second there I thought you were going to give me something completely stupid to do.

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