Dougal and Ted in “Speed 3”

Dougal

(referring to the baby competition) I thought the standard this year was rubbish.

Ted

It was awful alright. A lot of very sloppy babies, who looked as though they really couldn't be bothered. And the hairiness of some of those babies; It was a very hairy baby parade.

Dougal

Exactly Ted, if people aren't even going to shave their babies before they come out, I mean...